i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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