The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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