so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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