You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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