I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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