what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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