it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You ruined the universe
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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