Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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