shes about as inviting as chlamydia
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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