Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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