I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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