...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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