the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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