Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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