3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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