I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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