Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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