I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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