So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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