i will never coherently bang her
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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