Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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