He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
