ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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