the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
