Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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