And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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