if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh god the rape fog is back!
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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