No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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