no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
