Fuck appropriateness.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
