you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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