So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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