ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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