ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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