and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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