that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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