True but thats because hes a fetus.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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