why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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