What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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