My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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