I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Randomize
