I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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