I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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