i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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