she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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