Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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