new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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