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She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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