were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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