Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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